the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
i feel like a lot of guys are afraid to hit girls during sex even if the girl like explicitly says that she’s into it and that is very depressing
SLAP ME WITH UR BIG BLACK COCK PLEASE
too much tati
this comin from u. U tht said u would fuck an alien and a horse
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
WHY IS THIS BACK
I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
FIRST IT DROPPED ME IN THE BACK ROADS OF ROMANIA AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN YUCATAN AND THEN INSIDE A GODDAMN BUILDING IN SINGAPORE
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING BUT I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN AT THE SAME TIME GOD HELP ME
NINE FUCKING RETRIES BECAUSE I WAS STUCK IN PLACES THAT I COULDN’T GET OFF OF LIKE NEWFOUNDLAND WHERE YOU NEED A FUCKING BOAT. SO ON MY NINETH TRY THE THING JUST GAVE UP AND SET ME OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE.
I LIVE NEAR A GOD DAMNED AIRPORT. THE GAME LITERALLY SAID I WAS SO BAD AT FINDING AN AIRPORT IT DECIDED TO DROP ME IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE AND BASICALLY TOLD ME TO GO FIND MY OWN FUCKING CITY’S AIRPORT. WHICH IS NOT VERY FUCKING FAR.
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.