when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
do you ever try to watch a movie or a show while you’re on tumblr like yeah i can multitask this but then you get distracted by tumblr and you have to rewind what you’re watching bc you realized you forgot yo listen for like a whole 9 minutes
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.
With 17,000 dollars you could buy about 11258 Cosmo con buttons
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone